Text Life

(n)-- Experienced by:
1. pre-teens and tweens who view text messaging as a measure of intimacy
2. those who can't progress their relationship with a member of the opposite sex beyond texts
3. people who engage in text/instant messenger/internet/text file sex

Friendcest

Friendcest:
1. (n) A situation where two or more couples inter-date within the same social group
2. (v) The act of engaging in a sexual relationship with a friend (usually alcohol related)

Alternative forms: Friendcestuous (adj.), Friencestually (adv.)

1. "Jenny, Tom's ex-girlfriend is dating his little sister's best friend's brother, what friendcest!"
2. "Jake and Kate were together friendcestually last night"

Textfession

Textfession: n

To express one's deepest and innermost desires via a text message. Usually sent post-midnight.

Example:

"Get a plane ticket to Ohio. I really did you wrong."
Sent: 2:45 am
Opened: 9:30 am

Warning: Never believe anything conveyed through a textfession. Actions resulting from such may lead to embarrassment and loss of wealth.